What are your fees?

We provide a clear cut schedule of our honorarium in your agreement for all services you will receive. There are never any hidden costs.

Other competitors will charge you little by little until you have no more money to send. These companies do not know what they are doing and will not get you an alternative sentence to prison or a lesser sentence. Many of them will post lame excuses as to why there are bad reviews about them. Let’s face it, if a client is unhappy they will post a negative review, it’s that simple. Please check out their reviews on the internet before sending them any funds.

How much can you earn each year that you are not in prison? How much is it worth to be in freedom with your family and friends? Our goal is to prevent you from going to prison at all or for the least amount of time possible.

We see one prison consulting company on the internet owned by a former BOP employee who bad mouths companies, who are run by former inmates. He states that he is the best prison consultant, yet he is so stupid that he has on his website: “ex-felons”. This alone proves he has very little experience. An “ex-felon” with a federal sentence is only someone who has won an appeal and overturned their case or has received a presidential pardon. Our President, General Arden, is an “ex-inmate” and considered by many to be the best Prison Consultant in America. with much more experience on the inside and outside of the fence.

Most Asked Questions

No, the Arden Army is not a law firm and General Arden is not a lawyer, but we work side by side with defense attorneys. We are affiliated with many law firms and if you need a criminal defense attorney we can recommend one in our network.

We do guarantee that The Arden Army will help you fight your addictions and fight for your legal rights with the best team of substance abuse specialists and attorneys in America.

The Arden Army, Inc. is a non-profit religious organization much like The Salvation Army, except that we are non-denominational. We are in this for the cause, not for the money. Our officers wear military style uniforms and have titles just like The Salvation Army.

Remember you are the one who may go to prison, not your lawyer. Many law firms do not understand what we do. They sometimes operate with a cookie cutter approach and treat you as if you are just another case that will have the same sentence. It is up to you to be actively involved with your case from the beginning to the end.

It is not a requirement as we can perform consultations via Skype. We certainly welcome you to meet any of our professionals in person and to view the addiction center where you may elect to go for rehab.

You pay our honorarium for the exact services that we will render. It will be spelled out very clearly in the agreement.

This depends on the service you request. Pre-trial services such as Federal Mitigation Reports, Pre-Sentence Reports and Downward Departures, etc. take more time as there is a lot of research involved. If you are already incarcerated, then for example a transfer to another prison can be much quicker.

Our primary services are listed on our website. We are capable of handling many other situations that may arise. Please do not hesitate to discuss this with us.

For RDAP questions please see the RDAP FAQ
What is 5K1?
Is there email?
Can I gamble?
What is a shot?
Can I get raped?
Am I in a dorm?
How is the food?
Is there smoking?
What is the SHU?
What is the SEU?
How violent is it?
Is there ice cream?
Are there bedbugs?
Do I have to work?
What is a Cho Mo?
Can I learn a trade?
Can I teach classes?
Is there a salad bar?
Can I buy vitamins?
Do they clean teeth?
What can I bring in?
Can I buy sunblock?
Do they fill cavities?
What is a black box?
Can I receive books?
Can I drink the water?
What sports are there?
What are the jobs like?
Can I bring a Bible in?
Are there microwaves?
What is diesel therapy?
What are the beds like?
How much is a haircut?
Are there homosexuals?
What hobbies are there?
Are there a lot of fights?
Are the boots steel toed?
Can I buy a refrigerator?
Is there air conditioning?
What about medications?
Can I leave for a funeral?
Are there conjugal visits?
Can I cook my own food?
Are there child molesters?
Do they serve vegan food?
Am I transferred on a bus?
Are there church services?
Can I leave for a wedding?
What color is my uniform?
When do the lights go out?
Do they serve kosher food?
Do we shower all together?
How do I wash my clothes?
What happens at Christmas?
Can I earn a college degree?
How is the dental treatment?
Can I bring my own clothes?
What am I paid for working?
Are porn magazines allowed?
Can I wear my wedding ring?
When do we have to wake up?
How is the medical treatment?
Will I be forced to join a gang?
Will I be forced to get a tattoo?
How much am I paid per hour?
Can we watch the Super Bowl?
How hard is it to get a transfer?
How many men are in one cell?
How do I make telephone calls?
What kind of classes can I take?
Should I bend over for the soap?
What are the hours for working?
Can I bring my own eyeglasses?
What are the hours for working?
When do we have to go to sleep?
Can I pay for cosmetic dentistry?
Do I wear a jumpsuit or uniform?
What is available on commissary?
What happens if I need a surgery?
How many men are in a dormitory?
Can I bring in a religious medallion?
How will the prison guards treat me?
Will I be with inmates who have HIV?
Do I have to take the job they give me?
How often and how long are the visits?
What do I do if someone steals from me?
Do I have to do what the shot caller says?
What kind of underwear do I have to use?
What do I do if someone calls me a bitch?
Will I be with inmates who have hepatitis?
If I am indicted will I be held without bail?
If I get a tooth knocked out will they fix it?
How far from my family can they send me?
How much money can I have on my books?
Can I hug and kiss my wife when she visits?
If there is a race riot, do I have to participate?
How many magazine subscriptions can I have?
What is it like at the Oklahoma transfer center?
Will I be supervised while awaiting sentencing?
Can I pay to be transferred by jet instead of bus?
Should I learn self-defense before I get to prison?
During transfers will I have to stay in county jail?
How long do I stay at the Oklahoma transfer center?
Should other inmates know I have money on my books?
Will I be with hardened criminals from the penitentiary?
When transferred am I shackled at the waist and ankles?
If I am sent to the hole how long do I have to stay there?
I read while transferring I have to wear a paper jumpsuit?
Are there different levels of prison for different prisoners?
If I’m told to put my boots on, is there going to be a fight?
How much money can I spend each week for commissary?

There are literally hundreds of questions and the list goes on and on and on.

We don’t have time to answer all these questions. We want to spend our time keeping you out of prison. If you want answers to all these questions and more then we recommend you take our Fed 101 Boot Camp.

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